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Favorite quotes spoken by Buffy. Thanks to Susan for her help in compiling them.

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"It was so... clear... on this spot. I remember... how... shiny... and clear everything was. But... now... now..."
      ~Bargaining Part 2

"I was happy. Wherever I... was... I was happy. At peace. I knew that everyone I cared about was all right. I knew it. Time... didn't mean anything... nothing had form... but I was still me, you know? And I was warm... and I was loved... and I was finished. Complete. I don't understand about theology or dimensions, or... any of it, really... but I think I was in heaven. And now I'm not. I was torn out of there. Pulled out... by my friends. Everything here is... hard, and bright, and violent. Everything I feel, everything I touch... this is Hell. Just getting through the next moment, and the one after that... knowing what I've lost... They can never know. Never."
      ~After Life

"Now, about my loan. I'm not saying I'm charging you for saving your life or anything, but... let's talk rates."

"Maybe it was lint. Maybe it was evil lint!"
      ~Life Serial

"Yes. And then I'm going to marry Bob Dole and raise penguins in Guam."
      ~Life Serial

"Is that why you're always cleaning your glasses? So you don't have to see what we're doing?"
      ~All the Way

"I've been making shows of trading blows
Just hoping no one knows
That I've been
Going through the motions,
Walking through the part
Nothing seems to penetrate my... heart"
      ~Once More, with Feeling

"I've got a theory
It doesn't matter...
What can't we face if we're together?
What's in this place that we can't weather?
We've all been there
The same old trips
Why should we care?"
      ~Once More, with Feeling

"Well, I'm not exactly quaking in my stylish yet affordable boots, but there's definitely something unnatural going on here. And that doesn't usually lead to hugs and puppies."
      ~Once More, with Feeling

"I touch the fire
And it freezes me
I look into it and it's black
Why can't I feel?
My skin should crack and peel
I want the fire back"
      ~Once More, with Feeling

"Life's a song
You don't get to rehearse
And ev'ry single verse
Can make it that much worse"
      ~Once More, with Feeling

"There was no pain
No fear, no doubt
'Til they pulled me out
Of heaven
So that's my refrain
I live in hell
'Cause I've been expelled
From heaven
I think I was in heaven
So give me something to sing about
Please, give me something..."
      ~Once More, with Feeling

"If I were to stop saving his life, it would simple things up so much."
      ~Tabula Rasa

"I think I know why Joan's the boss. I'm like a superhero or something!"
      ~Tabula Rasa

"A vampire with a soul? Oh my god, how lame is that?"
      ~Tabula Rasa

"But... when I kissed you... you know I was thinking about Giles, right?"

"I am the ghost of fashion victims past. Studded caps? Not a good idea."

"So you three have, what, banded together to be pains in my ass?"

"I give you my arch nemesises... ses."

"But I realized... I'm not saying that I'm doing back-flips about my life, but... I didn't... I don't... wanna die. That's something, right?"

"Oh yes! Like how the cow and the chicken come together even though they've never met. It's like Sleepless in Seattle if, if Meg and Tom were, like, minced."
      ~Doublemeat Palace

"Yeah, I think the New Kids On The Block posters are starting to date me."
      ~Dead Things

"You always hurt the one you love."
      ~Dead Things

"He's everything I hate. He's everything that... I'm supposed to be against. But the only time that I ever feel anything is when... Don't tell anyone, please."
      ~Dead Things

"We do not joke about eating people in this house!"
      ~Older and Far Away

"Dawn ... the most important job that I have ... is looking out for you."
      ~Older and Far Away

"You're dead! You smell like it! How do you get to say I'm the one who's stinky?"
      ~As You Were

"I'm using you. I can't love you. I'm just... being weak, and selfish... and it's killing me. I have to be strong about this. I'm sorry... William."
      ~As You Were

"Well, let's see. Found your shoes... your fly's zipped. I'd say you look like you're ready to get married. You're one of the decent ones, Xander. I hope I'm as lucky as you guys someday."
      ~Hell's Bells

"That's because the dress is radioactive."
      ~Hell's Bells

"Back when I saw my first vampires... I got so scared. I told my parents... and they completely freaked out. They thought there was something seriously wrong with me. So they sent me to a clinic."
      ~Normal Again

"I have feelings for you. I do. But it's not love. I could never trust you enough for it to be love."
      ~Seeing Red

"We love you. And Tara. But we don't kill humans. It's not the way."

"Sometimes they do. Sometimes they don't. We can't control the universe. If we were supposed to... then the magic wouldn't change Willow the way it does. And... we'd be able to bring Tara back."

"I'm not protecting you, Jonathan. None of us are. We're doing this for Willow. The only reason it happens to be your lucky day? Is because Willow kills you, she crosses a line, I lose a friend. And I hate losing."
      ~Two to Go

"Giles, everything's just been so... Xander left Anya at the altar and Anya's a vengeance demon again. Dawn's a total klepto. Money's been so tight that I've been slinging burgers at the Doublemeat Palace... and I've been sleeping with Spike."

"I guess... I wasn't ready before. It took a long time for that feeling to go away. The feeling that I wasn't really here. It was like... when I clawed my way out of that grave, I left something behind. A part of me. I just don't understand why I'm back."

"You. Things have really sucked lately. That's all going to change and I want to be there when it does. I want to see my friends happy again. I want to see you grow up, the woman you're going to become. Because she's going to be beautiful and she's going to be powerful. Dawn, I've got it so wrong. I don't want to protect you from the world. I want to show it to you. There's so much that I want to show you."

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