quotes.

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Favorite quotes spoken by Buffy. Thanks to Susan for her help in compiling them.

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"You know, I just... I woke up, and I looked in the mirror, and I thought, hey, what's with all the sin? I need to change. I'm... I'm dirty. I'm, I'm bad with the... sex and the envy and that, that loud music us kids listen to nowadays. W... Oh, I just suck at undercover."
      ~Anne

"I'm Buffy. The Vampire Slayer. And you are...?"
      ~Anne

"Didn't anyone ever warn you about playing with pointy sticks? It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye."
      ~Dead Man's Party

"All right, yes, date and shop and hang out and go to school and save the world from unspeakable demons. You know, I wanna do girlie stuff!"
      ~Faith, Hope, & Trick

"Oh, no, I have to go take an English makeup exam. They give you credit just for speaking it, right?"
      ~Faith, Hope, & Trick

"Oh, the one that nearly bit me mentioned something about kissing toast. He lived for kissing toast."
      ~Faith, Hope, & Trick

"When I killed him, Angel was cured. Your spell worked at the last minute, Will. I was about to take him out, and, um... something went through him... and he was Angel again. He-he didn't remember anything that he'd done. He just held me. Um, but i-it was... it was too late, and I, I had to. So I, I told him that I loved him... and I kissed him... and I killed him."
      ~Faith, Hope, & Trick

"Buffy Summers, reporting for sanity."
      ~Beauty and the Beasts

"I'm not talking about the Slayer. I'm talking about Buffy. You've awakened the Prom Queen within. And that crown is going to be mine."
      ~Homecoming

"These children are gonna die if we don't act now, okay, and think clearly. There is no room for mistakes. Besides which... you guys are just wigging me out."
      ~Band Candy

"We're not friends. We never were. And I can fool Giles, and I can fool my friends, but I can't fool myself. Or Spike, for some reason. What I want from you I can never have. You don't need me to take care of you anymore. So I'm gonna go."
      ~Lover's Walk

"Your logic does not resemble our Earth logic."
      ~The Wish

"World is what it is. We fight. We die. Wishing doesn't change that."
      ~The Wish

"You're weak. Everybody is. Everybody fails. Maybe this evil did bring you back, but if it did, it's because it needs you. And that means that you can hurt it."
      ~Amends

"Strong is fighting! It's hard, and it's painful, and it's every day. It's what we have to do."
      ~Amends

"I guess. But what if I can't? I've seen too much. I know what goes bump in the night. Not being able to fight it... What if I just hide under my bed, all scared and helpless? Or what if I just become pathetic? Hanging out at the old Slayer's home, talking people's ears off about my glory days, showing them Mr. Pointy, the stake I had bronzed."
      ~Helpless

"When I hit him, it felt like my arm was broken, it hurt so much. I can't be just a person. I can't be helpless like that."
      ~Helpless

"You know, nothing's really gonna change. The important thing is that I kept up my special birthday tradition of gut-wrenching misery and horror."
      ~Helpless

"Being a Slayer is not the same as being a killer. Faith, please don't shut me out here. Look, sooner or later, we're both gonna have to deal."
      ~Bad Girls

"We help people! It doesn't mean we can do whatever we want."
      ~Consequences

"I know Faith's not gonna be on the cover of Sanity Fair, but... she had it rough. Different circumstances, that could be me."
      ~Doppelgangland

"You know what? I was wrong. You are an idiot. My life happens to, on occasion, suck beyond the telling of it. Sometimes more than I can handle. And it's not just mine. Every single person down there is ignoring your pain because they're too busy with their own. The beautiful ones. The popular ones. The guys that pick on you. Everyone. If you could hear what they were feeling. The loneliness. The confusion. It looks quiet down there. It's not. It's deafening."
      ~Earshot

"As in, I'm never getting out of here. I kept thinking if I stopped the Mayor or... but I was kidding myself. I mean, there is always going to be something. I'm a Sunnydale girl, no other choice."
      ~Choices

"You guys are going to have a prom. The kind of prom that everyone should have. I'm going to give you all a nice, fun, normal evening if I have to kill every single person on the face of the earth to do it."
      ~The Prom

"Wesley, go back to your Council and tell them, until the next Slayer comes along, they can close up shop. I'm not working for them anymore."
      ~Graduation Day Part 1

"I wish I could be a lot of things for you. A great student, a star athlete, remotely normal. I'm not. But there is something I do that I can do better than anybody else in the world. I'm gonna fight this thing, but I can't do it and worry about you."
      ~Graduation Day Part 1

"My brain isn't really functioning on the higher levels. It's pretty much: fire bad; tree pretty."
      ~Graduation Day Part 2



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