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Older and Far Away Quotes
Older and Far Away Quotes

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Anya: Do you think we should set up lots of candles for Buffy's party tomorrow?
Xander: Not if they're that horrible slug kind you keep trying to unload.
Anya: I don't know why people get so turned off by slug.
Xander: Honey, slugs get turned off by slug.

Dawn: People keep ... people have a tendency to go away ... and, I miss them. And sometimes ... I wish I could just make them stop. Going away.

Xander: We're feeding an army!
Buffy: No, they couldn't make it.

Anya: Just an attractive single man, with whom we hope you find much in common. And if you happen to form-
Xander: Ahn-
Anya: -a romantic relationship leading to babies-
Xander: Ahn-
Anya: -and many double dates with us so we have someone else to talk to, yay!

Buffy: How are you doing?
Tara: The word "gulp" comes to mind.

Tara: He seemed ... cute. W-was he cute? I mean, I'm not a very good judge, but...

Spike:Ooh, Buffy. Can I get you a soda pop? I think I'm in looove.

Spike: I had ... a ... muscle cramp. Buffy was, uh, helping.
Tara: A muscle cramp? In your ... pants?

Xander: You wanna try poker?
Clem: Still say it's weird without the kittens.
Buffy: No kittens.

Tara: How's that cramp, Spike? Still bothering you?
Spike: What? Oh. Yeah.
Tara: Maybe you, uh, wanna put some ice on it.

Buffy: We do not joke about eating people in this house!

Sophie: I have a shift at the DoubleMeat. Actually, I'm okay here.

Dawn: Sure. Of course you all wanna leave. 'Cause being stuck in here with me, that would really suck, right?

Xander: No, it's just, you know, you're upset 'cause we all wanna leave. And now we can't leave. Only thing missing is a cornfield. There ... there isn't a cornfield, is there?

Buffy: Just trust me, I promise we'll be out of here soon.

Spike: So, you ever think about *not* celebrating a birthday? Just to try it, I mean.

Dawn: It's not like I meant for this to happen.
Buffy: I never said that you did.
Dawn: I didn't want this.

Dawn: No. You don't know! You have this thing you do. You have all these friends. You have no idea what it's like.
Buffy: What are you talking about? I don't know what, what-
Dawn: Being alone!
Buffy: You're not alone!
Dawn: Then why do I feel like this?

Xander: Will ... look, I don't wanna gang up on you ... but Anya kinda has a point. We brought you back from it once. We're all here, it's just one little spell, whatever happens, we can bring you back again.

Tara: She said no, and that's it. You're not gonna make her do something that she doesn't want to. And if you try...You're gonna have to go through me first. Understood?

Buffy: What? I haven't been what?
Dawn: Around.
Buffy: Dawn ... the most important job that I have ... is looking out for you.

Anya: I hope you die, you stupid jerkface!

Tara: I thought vengeance demons only punished men who wronged women.
Halfrek: Oh, that was Anya's little raison d'etre. Most of us try to be a little more well-rounded. And actually, we prefer 'justice demon.' Okay? FYI.
Anya: Well-rounded, huh? Is that how you explain your thing for bad parents?
Halfrek: Oh, it's not a thing. The children need me.
Anya: Hmm! (coughing)Daddy issues(coughing)
Halfrek: Sling all the little barbs at me that you want, Anyanka, it doesn't change the fact that this girl was in pain, and none of you could hear it. I could hear her crying out everywhere I went in this town. It was unbearable. And none of you knew.

Richard: You have some weird friends.
Xander: News from the file marked 'duh.'

Anya: And Dawnie, there are two words I want you to get used to...punitive damages.

Xander: I just wanna run barefoot on the grass so I can feel the dew-drops between my... God, look at the stars!

The Usual
The Usual

Random Quotage:

I wish dating was like slaying: you know, simple, direct, stake to the heart, no muss, no fuss.
Sorry to say, Xand, slaying is a tad more perilous than dating.
Well, you're obviously not dating Cordelia.
-Xander and Buffy (Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered)

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