Xander: "And a big Sunnydale round of applause for Tito the Amazing, plumber extraordinaire."
Tara: "So how's everything looking down there?"
Xander: "Like we should start gathering up two of every animal."
Willow: "Full copper re-pipe? That sounds potentially pricey."
Tito: "Well, if you have any questions, our number's on the invoice."
Dawn: "That's a weird phone number. Oh, wait. Is that the bill?"
Xander: "Hey. Tito cut you a good deal down there. Those are his bargain prices. I did a little haggling for you."
Anya: "No, not you, the house. Uh, see, this house, just sitting here, doing nothing, um, by itself costs money."
Dawn: "So, what do we do?"
Buffy: "Easy. We burn the house to the ground and collect the insurance. Plus, fire?
Pretty. You guys, I'm kidding. Okay, it's, it's bills, it's money. It's pieces of paper sent by
bureaucrats that we've never even met. It's not like it's the end of the world. Which is too
bad, you know, 'cause that, I'm really good at."
Anya: "Um... i-i-if you wanna pay every bill here, and every bill coming, and... have enough to start a nice college
fund for Dawn? Start charging."
Buffy: "For what?"
Anya: "Slaying vampires! Well, you're providing a valuable service to the whole
community. I say cash in."
Buffy: "Well, that's an idea... you would have. Any other suggestions?"
Anya: "Well, I mean, it's, it's not so crazy."
Dawn: "Yes it is! You can't charge innocent people for saving their lives."
Anya: "Spiderman does."
Dawn: "He does not!"
Anya: "Does too."
Dawn: "Does no- Xander?"
Xander: "Action is his reward."
Xander: "What's wrong with you?"
Anya: "Why don't you ask your best friend Spiderman? You know, if you're not going to support me-"
Xander: "I'm supportive! I'm totally supportive! I'm a flying buttress of support!"
Anya: "No you're not."
Xander: "This is because I haven't told them yet about the engagement, isn't it?"
Anya: "No. Maybe. Yes! It's painful and confusing! I mean, first you, you give me this beautiful
ring... and then I can't even wear it in public. I mean, do you know how depressing that is?"
Xander: "Anya, I promise, your waiting days are almost over. I, I know it's frustrating ... but the way I understand
this marriage thing, it's kind of a forever deal."
Anya: "Not if you never get started. I mean, don't you want to get married?"
Anya: "So then why won't you tell them?"
Xander: "Because... I'm still getting used to the miracle of a steady paycheck. And getting out of
my parents' house. And this... this husband thing... it's a big step. Or... a lot of little ones. And... and I love you so
much... I just want... every step to be just right."
Anya: "Really? ...Hey! You tricked me! Just now, w-with your fancy talk and, and lips! You keep doing this, and I
keep forgetting, and you keep stalling!"
Buffy: "Now, about my loan. I'm not saying I'm charging you for saving your life or anything, but... let's talk rates."
Willow: "Hey. Buffy, you're mad."
Buffy: "You noticed. It'll pass."
Willow: "No! Anger... is a big, powerful emotion you should feel."
Buffy: "Well... that's good then. It's gone now."
Willow: "Okay... uh, let me make you mad again. Uh... ready? Um... Last semester, I
slept with Riley."
Buffy: "And you know I really doubt it."
Willow: "Caught me. Big fib. To... cover up the sleazy affair I had with Angel."
Buffy: "Will... what the hell are you doing?"
Willow: "Pissing you off."
Buffy: "Yes, true. Why?
Willow: "Well, 'cause, you know, since you've... been back, you haven't exactly been big with ... the whole range
of human emotions thing."
Buffy: "What do you mean?"
Willow: "Well, you haven't... no, I mean it's just, um... You
know, this is really... my problem. I'm just, I'm all over the place and, you should just, uh, forget I
even said anything, cause, cause, well, 'cause you know... banks, man."
Anya: "Don't be such a wiener dog. Look at them. Researching demons for the billionth
time. They could use a... peppy boost of happy news."
Xander: "You're right. I'll tell them. As soon as Buffy and Willow come in."
Xander: "Would you stop?"
Anya: "Dare you."
Xander: "Anya. If I tell them we're engaged right after you dared me to... wouldn't you
always wonder if that's the only reason I did it?"
Xander: "Score one for Captain Logic."
Anya: "No, no. Captain Logic is not steering this tugboat. I smell Captain Fear at the wheel!
God, I hate this. This tone in my voice? I dislike it more than you do, and I'm closer to it!"
Tara: "Knock yourself out."
Dawn: "Thank you. See? No biggie. I can totally handle it. That's a weird place for a
horn. That's not a horn."
Dawn: "I'm guessing on how you say it. It's got an apostrophe. I think it's MmmFashnik. Like 'Mmm, cookies.'"
Xander: "Or maybe, Muh-Fashnik. Like Muh... Fashnik."
Buffy: "You do research now? Want a cappuccino and a pack of cigarettes to go with it?"
Dawn: "Would you just look at the picture?"
Xander: "Doesn't exactly fit the profile for your typical bank robber."
Buffy: "Maybe they turned down his loan application."
Giles: "Oh God, Buffy. You're alive. You're here. And you're still... remarkably strong."
Buffy: "Huh? Oh. Sorry."
Giles: "Willow told me, but I didn't really let myself believe..."
Buffy: "I take a little getting used to. I'm still getting used to me."
Giles: "It's, uh... you're ..."
Buffy: "A miracle?"
Giles: "Yes. But then, I always thought so."
Giles: "And how are you? Really? You look tired."
Buffy: "Me? Nah. Fine. I mean, yeah, you know, sleeping's hard, but... just because of
the whole waking up in a box thing. So maybe waking up's the problem. You know, but just for a
second. I sleep okay. Great even. Except, you know, for the dreams..."
Giles: "You seem to be doing remarkably well under extreme circumstances. I'm proud of you."
Anya: "Giles! We're so glad to see you. We missed you. You can't have the store back."
Giles: "I know."
Anya: "You signed papers."
M'Fashnik: "You hired me to create chaos and carnage for you. Told me you were powerful men, commanding
machines, magicks, the demon realms below."
Warren: "We are."
Jonathan: "We're like, Super Villains."
M'Fashnik: "Which of you is the leader?"
Andrew/Jonathan/Warren: "I am."
M'Fashnik: "I will kill the leader."
Andrew/Jonathan/Warren: "He is."
M'Fashnik: "I will kill you all."
Jonathan: "Wait! Uh! No fair!"
Warren: "Yes! Truly, Lord Jonathan is the wisest of us all."
Andrew: "Uh, yeah, long live our noble lord and master."
Jonathan: "You guys suck."
Andrew: "Don't trust him. Robo-pimp daddy's all mouth."
Warren: "Shut up, Andrew! You're just mad I wouldn't build you Christina Ricci."
Andrew: "You owe me, man."
Warren: "Oh, or else what? You'll train another pack of devil-dogs to ruin my prom? Ha! Graduated!"
Andrew: "That wasn't me! How many times do I have to say it? The prom thing was my lame-o brother,
Jonathan: "Yeah, well tell him I was at that prom."
Andrew: "Hello! Screen-wipe, new scene. I had nothing to do with the devil dogs.
I trained flying demon monkeys to attack the school play. School play, dude!"
Warren: "That was cool. That was kinda cool."
Jonathan: "Remember, everyone was like, 'Run, Juliet!'"
Jonathan: "Are we really gonna kill her? That's so sad."
Warren: "Shut up, Whine-athan."
Andrew: "But... I, I don't want to kill Buffy either."
Jonathan: "Yeah, she saved my life a bunch of times! Plus, she's hot."
Jonathan: "Then you know we have a mission! Shrink rays... trained gorillas. Workable prototype jetpacks... and chicks, chicks, chicks. I know that's the
action I signed on for."
Andrew: "Me too. Ixnay on the urder-may."
Jonathan: "How'd you make him do that?"
Andrew: "What are you, some kind of... Jedi?"
Warren: "The Force can sometimes have great power on the weak-minded."
Giles: "Tell me about this spell you performed."
Willow: "Oh, okay, first of all? So scary. Like, the Blair Witch would have had to watch like this.
And, and, and this giant snake came out my mouth and there was all this energy crackling, and this
pack of demons interrupted, but I totally kept it together. And then, the next thing you know? Buffy."
Giles: "You're a very stupid girl."
Willow: "What? Giles..."
Giles: "Do you have any idea what you've done? The forces you've harnessed, the lines you've
Willow: "I thought you'd be... impressed, or, or something."
Giles: "Oh, don't worry, you've... made a very deep impression. Of everyone here... you were the one I trusted
most to respect the forces of nature."
Willow: "Are you saying you don't trust me?"
Giles: "Think what you've done to Buffy."
Willow: "I brought her back!"
Giles: "At incredible risk!"
Willow: "Risk? Of what? Making her deader?"
Giles: "Of killing us all. Unleashing hell on Earth, I mean, shall I go on?"
Willow: "No! Giles, I did what I had to do. I did what nobody else could do."
Giles: "Oh, there are others in this world who can do what you did. You just don't want to meet them."
Willow: "No, probably not, but ... well, they're the bad guys. I'm not a bad guy. I brought Buffy back
into this world, a-and maybe the word you should be looking for is 'congratulations.'"
Giles: "Having Buffy back in the world makes me feel... indescribably wonderful, but I wouldn't congratulate you
if you jumped off a cliff and happened to survive."
Willow: "That's not what I did, Giles."
Giles: "You were lucky."
Willow: "I wasn't lucky. I was amazing. And how would you know? You weren't even there."
Giles: "If I had been, I'd have bloody well stopped you. The magicks you channeled are more ferocious and
primal than anything you can hope to understand, and you are lucky to be alive, you rank,
Willow: "You're right. The magicks I used are very powerful. I'm very powerful. And maybe it's not such a good idea for
you to piss me off. Come on, Giles, I-I don't want to fight. I... Let's not, okay? I'll think about what you said, and you...
try to be happy Buffy's back."
Giles: "We still don't know where she was... or what happened to her."
Buffy: "Everyone... they all care. They all care so much, it... makes it all harder."
Spike: "I'm not sure I followed you around that bend, luv."
Buffy: "I don't know. I just, I feel like I'm spending all of my time trying to be okay, so they don't worry. It's
exhausting. And then, I..."
Spike: "And that makes 'em worry even more. You want me to take them out? Give me a
hell of a headache, but I could probably thin the herd a little. Knew I could get a grin."
Dawn: "You ever try mixing parts of every cereal you got in one bowl?"
Giles: "Does it work?"
Dawn: "Gonna find out. Wanna come join the experiment?"
Giles: "I'm an ideal control group. I find as you get older, that you lose patience with...
Andrew: "I still can't believe it. We did it! We can do anything. We could stay up all night if we wanna."
Warren: "Whoa, whoa, whoa don't get all crazy on us, Andrew."
Andrew: "I was only saying."
Jonathan: "What are we gonna do about Buffy? You know sooner or later, the Slayer's gotta come after us."
Andrew: "Bring her on."
Warren: "We could, uh, we could hypnotize her."
Andrew: "Make her our willing sex bunny."
Jonathan: "I'm putting that on the list!"
Jonathan: "It's true, my friends. The way I see it... life is like an interstellar
journey. Some people go into hypersleep and travel at sub-light speeds... only to get where
they're going after years of struggle, toil and hard, hard work. We, on the other hand..."
Andrew: "Blast through the space-time continuum in a wormhole?"
Jonathan: "Gentlemen... crime is our wormhole."
Andrew: "But... everyone knows... if the width of a wormhole cavity is a whole number
of wavelengths, plus a fraction of that wavelength? The coinciding particle activity collapses
Warren: "Dude. Don't be a geek."
Giles: "Well, I know I'm back in America now I've been knocked unconscious. Thank you."
Buffy: "Aw. Poor lumpy Giles."
Buffy: "I don't think I can do this."
Giles: "Yes you can. Your mother dealt with this sort of thing all the time. She took... one crisis
at a time... without the aid of any superpowers... and got through it all. So can you."
Buffy: "You sure?"
Giles: "I'm positive."
Giles: "Is he in trouble?"
Buffy: "He knows that I'm... He, he needs to see me. I have to see him."
Giles: "Yes, of course. You'll leave for L.A. tomorrow."
Buffy: "Not L.A. And not here. Somewhere in the middle. There's a, a place."
Giles: "I see. Well, we should get all these... bills and things out of the way before-"
Buffy: "I gotta go now. Um, thanks for taking care of this for me."