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Dead Things Quotes
Dead Things Quotes

Buffy: Uh... we missed the bed again.
Spike: Lucky for the bed.
Buffy: Is this a new rug?
Spike: Mm... no. Just looks different when you're under it.
Buffy: You know, this place is okay for a hole in the ground. You fixed it up.
Spike: Well, I ate a decorator once. Maybe something stuck.
Buffy: I've been thinking about doing something to my room.
Spike: Yeah?
Buffy: Yeah, I think the New Kids On The Block posters are starting to date me.

Spike: You were amazing.
Buffy: You got the job done yourself.
Spike: I was just trying to keep up. The things you do... the way you make it hurt in all the wrong places. I've never been with such an animal.
Buffy: I'm not an animal.
Spike: You wanna see the bite marks?

Spike: What is this to you? This thing we have.
Buffy: We don't have a... thing, we have... this. That's all.
Spike: Do you even like me?
Buffy: Sometimes.
Spike: But you like what I do to you. Do you trust me?
Buffy: Never.

Buffy: I-it's Spike. He can hurt me. Without his head exploding.
Tara: Oh my god. Hi-his chip stopped working?
Buffy: No, it still works. Just not on me. I-I need to know about the spell. The one that... brought me back. I, I'd ask Willow, but...
Tara: You think it's you.
Buffy: I don't know. I feel... different. There are things... I-I think... maybe... I came back wrong.
Tara: No, Buffy, that's n-not ... no. You didn't.
Buffy: Can you check out the spell? Just see if there's something that... Could you just check? Please?

Andrew: We can really have anyone we want.
Jonathan: It's like candy.
Andrew: Juicy, pulsating candy.
Jonathan: Oh! Oh, the one with the neck! Put the whammy on the neck!
Andrew: No! The redhead! I want the redhead!
Jonathan: The redhead's too tall.
Andrew: So get a step ladder. No, no, ow!

Andrew: Oh, she's kinda cute -- Ow! Oh, no, go for the leather skirt! Oh, bazoombas! Go for the one with the bazoombas!
Jonathan: Yeah, go for the one with the bazoombas.

Jonathan: I really could've used one of these in high school.
Warren: Gentlemen? To crime.
Andrew/Jonathan: Crime!
Andrew: Crime tastes funny.

Warren: I just, I wanted us to be together!
Katrina: There is no us, Warren! Get that through your big meaty head! I am not your girlfriend anymore!
Jonathan: She's your ex?
Andrew: Dude, that is messed up.
Katrina: Oh, you think? You bunch of little boys, playing at being men. Well, this is not some fantasy, it's not a game, you freaks! It's rape!
Jonathan: What?
Andrew: No... we didn't-
Katrina: You're all sick. And I'm going to make sure you get locked up for this. And then we'll see how you like getting raped.

Xander: Oh! I think I pulled a jive muscle last night.
Willow: The Funky Monkey claims another victim.

Spike: You are not throwing your life away over this.
Buffy: It's not your choice.
Spike: Why are you doing this to yourself?
Buffy: A girl is dead because of me.
Spike: And how many people are alive because of you? How many have you saved? One dead girl doesn't tip the scale.
Buffy: That's all it is to you, isn't it? Just another body!
Spike: Buffy-
Buffy: can't understand why this is killing me, can you?
Spike: Why don't you explain it? Come on, that's it, put it on me. Put it all on me. That's my girl.
Buffy: I am not your girl! You don't... have a soul! There is nothing good or clean in you. You are dead inside! You can't feel anything real! I could never... be your girl!
Spike: You always hurt... the one you love, pet.

Anya: Mm. The Rwasundi. Very rare. Um, its presence in our dimension causes a sort of... localized temporal disturbance.
Buffy: So that's why time went all David Lynch?
Anya: Right. Uh, human perception is based on a linear chronology. Being exposed to the Rwasundi for more than a few seconds can cause, uh, vivid hallucinations. And a slight tingly scalp.
Willow: So that's it. These things just made you think you killed her.
Xander: She was probably dead long before you stumbled across her.
Buffy: It wasn't the demons. It was Warren. He knew Katrina. He had something to do with it, I know it.
Willow: How can you be sure?
Buffy: You always hurt the one you love.

Warren: The coroner's ruling it a suicide.
Jonathan: What about Buffy?
Warren: Well, it wasn't that hard messing her game up. If she figures it out... we'll take care of her.
Andrew: We really got away with murder. That's... kinda cool.
Jonathan: Yeah. Cool.

Tara: I-I've double checked everything. There's nothing wrong with you.
Buffy: Then why can Spike hurt me?
Tara: Well, I said that there was nothing wrong with you, but... you are different. Shifting you out of... f-f-from where you were... funneling your essence back into your body... i-it, it altered you on a basic molecular level. Probably just enough to confuse the sensors or whatever in Spike's chip. But it's all just surfacey physical stuff. It wouldn't have any more effect than... a bad sunburn.
Buffy: I didn't come back wrong?
Tara: No, you're the same Buffy. With a deep tropical cellular tan.
Buffy: You must have missed something. Will you check again?
Tara: Buffy, I-I promise, there's nothing wrong with you.
Buffy: There has to be! This just can't be me, it isn't me. Why do I feel like this? Why do I let Spike do those things to me?
Tara: You mean hit you. Oh. Oh, huh. Really.
Buffy: He's everything I hate. He's everything that... I'm supposed to be against. But the only time that I ever feel anything is when... Don't tell anyone, please.
Tara: I won't.
Buffy: The way they would look at me... I just couldn't...
Tara: I won't tell anyone. I wouldn't do that.
Buffy: Why can't I stop? Why do I keep letting him in?
Tara: Do you love him? I-It's okay if you do. He's done a lot of good, and, and he does love you. A-and Buffy, it's okay if you don't. You're going through a really hard time, and you're...
Buffy: What? Using him? What's okay about that?
Tara: It's not that simple.
Buffy: It is! It's wrong. I'm wrong. Tell me that I'm wrong, please... Please don't forgive me, please... Please don't... Please don't forgive me...

The Usual
The Usual

Random Quotage:

We have one more award to give out. Is Buffy Summers here tonight? Did she, um... This is actually a new category. First time ever. I guess there were a lot of write-in ballots, and, um, the prom committee asked me to read this. 'We're not good friends. Most of us never found the time to get to know you, but that doesn't mean we haven't noticed you. We don't talk about it much, but it's no secret that Sunnydale High isn't really like other high schools. A lot of weird stuff happens here. But, whenever there was a problem or something creepy happened, you seemed to show up and stop it. Most of the people here have been saved by you, or helped by you at one time or another. We're proud to say that the Class of '99 has the lowest mortality rate of any graduating class in Sunnydale history. And we know at least part of that is because of you. So the senior class, offers its thanks, and gives you, uh, this.' It's from all of us, and it has written here, 'Buffy Summers, Class Protector.'
-Jonathan (The Prom)

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