Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
-- Quotes --
In the middle of a late-night
sparring session at the cemetery, Buffy and Giles discover a ring with
a mysterious engraving in it. The scene shifts to the Master Vampire's
lair, where the Master explains that the Anointed One -- the Master's greatest
warrior and the Slayer's greatest foe is due to rise from the ashes of
five dead. The next day, Buffy is asked out by a handsome, poetry-loving
classmate named Owen who she is smitten with. Buffy's good mood is spoiled
by Giles, who's connected the engraving in the ring to a violent prophecy
which is about to be fulfilled... that night. Buffy very reluctantly joins
Giles at the cemetery, but nothing happens there. Meanwhile, an airport
van crashes and although the five passengers -- including a burly, tattooed
man who's been ranting incoherently -- survive the wreck, they die when
the van is overtaken by vampires.
The next day, Owen and Buffy decide to try again, much to Giles' (and a very jealous
Xander's) chagrin.
As Buffy prepares for
her date, Giles comes over with the news: five people were killed the night
before, just as the prophecy described, and one of them -- the tattooed
man -- was wanted for murder. This leads Giles to believe that he is the
Anointed one. Buffy insists on going on to the Bronze with Owen, but Willow
and Xander agree to go along with Giles to the Sunnydale Funeral Home so
he can check the bodies for clues. Giles is greeted by vampires, and though
Willow and Xander try to help him, they realize this is Buffy's domain.
They run off to the Bronze to fetch her, but she's already hooked up with
Owen. Unable to blurt out their news, they merrily suggest to Buffy a jaunt
to the funeral home.
Once they get there, they're
shocked to find Owen has followed them. As Buffy looks around for clues,
the tattooed man -- now a vampire -- arises from a gurney and tears the
place apart. Buffy kicks him, knocking him on a gurney, which hits the
cremation oven and slides him right in. The next day, Owen is pumped up
about the previous night's adventures and canít wait for the next
date. Realizing she almost got him killed, Buffy reluctantly gives him
the "let's be friends" speech. Giles commends her on her maturity, and
reminds her that she did prevent a disaster. But all is not resolved. We
see the Master in his lair, welcoming the Anointed one: it is an eight-year-old
boy from the van accident, who smiles to reveal a mouth full of fangs.